PATHETIC MALDIVIAN MEN

Why do some ,no not some all maldivian romantic poets write funny verses when they are heart broken.I mean the way they arrange their words are so hilarious.I mean will a girl have eye balls made of ice .Or rather asses made of stone.But maldivian boys seems to meet girls with such features ,and even wierder features.I wonder why i have never met a guy with a **** made out of scoops finest ice cream flavour ,guess my bad luck, all you poets must be having features which if a person tries to describe will only end up sounding like a recipe of thai fish curry.HERE IS ME ATTEMPTING TO WRITE A POEM LIKE MY FELLOW COUNTRY MEN.
ONCE I MET A BOY,
I THINK HIS NAME WASNT ROY,
HIS OWL LIKE EYES LOOKED SO FUNNY,
HE HAD EARS OF A BUNNY,
AND THEN ONE DAY WE BROKE UP,
LIKEWISE THE SUN CAME UP,
AND NOW I PEE IN MY PANTS ,
WHEN I THINK OF WHAT HE DID USING HIS HANDS.