Why do some ,no not some all maldivian romantic poets write funny verses when they are heart broken.I mean the way they arrange their words are so hilarious.I mean will a girl have eye balls made of ice .Or rather asses made of stone.But maldivian boys seems to meet girls with such features ,and even wierder features.I wonder why i have never met a guy with a **** made out of scoops finest ice cream flavour ,guess my bad luck, all you poets must be having features which if a person tries to describe will only end up sounding like a recipe of thai fish curry.HERE IS ME ATTEMPTING TO WRITE A POEM LIKE MY FELLOW COUNTRY MEN.
ONCE I MET A BOY,
I THINK HIS NAME WASNT ROY,
HIS OWL LIKE EYES LOOKED SO FUNNY,
HE HAD EARS OF A BUNNY,
AND THEN ONE DAY WE BROKE UP,
LIKEWISE THE SUN CAME UP,
AND NOW I PEE IN MY PANTS ,
WHEN I THINK OF WHAT HE DID USING HIS HANDS.
