And let's continue with my tragic tales regarding modern inventions and technology. But since the last post was too long for my liking, I'm gonna make this one shorter. So here's the list of deaths accidentally caused by me. Death of mobile phones due to my negligence or whatever:
1. Mr. Samsung drowned in a tea pot.
2. And the stylish Nokia, which didn't know how to swim was killed in a twirl with the day's laundry in the washing machine.
3. And its cousin Nokia was run over by a car, that too a huge one, on a highway, in broad day light.
( this might sound funny but it really wasn't funny at all, me jumping out of an auto rikshaw, running to the middle of the road, only to open my hand bag and see that the phone had been crushed by the damned car.) The aftermath was scary as a car nearly took my bum with it, it was a highway so this was bound to happen.
4. And I still remember the bizarre incident, when a mobile of mine was cut in two halves after coming in contact with the ceiling fan. This was how freak accidents came into existence.
5. One phone was underneath a chair, and I sat on it, which crushed the phone as it was resting between the ground and one of the chair's legs.
And there were other many such accidents that I no longer wish to discuss. And I almost forgot to mention how I had lost 1 and broken 3 head phones within 6 months. By the way regarding the head phone I lost, if Yogesh the desk boy or Lakshmi the housemaid of the apartment I was staying at is reading this, I know it's one of you who took my head phone. Let me end this post by letting u in on how I broke one of my head phones. The end of the cord broke because of a friction between my belly button and the laptop.
The end.
The end.
1. Mr. Samsung drowned in a tea pot.
2. And the stylish Nokia, which didn't know how to swim was killed in a twirl with the day's laundry in the washing machine.
3. And its cousin Nokia was run over by a car, that too a huge one, on a highway, in broad day light.
( this might sound funny but it really wasn't funny at all, me jumping out of an auto rikshaw, running to the middle of the road, only to open my hand bag and see that the phone had been crushed by the damned car.) The aftermath was scary as a car nearly took my bum with it, it was a highway so this was bound to happen.
4. And I still remember the bizarre incident, when a mobile of mine was cut in two halves after coming in contact with the ceiling fan. This was how freak accidents came into existence.
5. One phone was underneath a chair, and I sat on it, which crushed the phone as it was resting between the ground and one of the chair's legs.
And there were other many such accidents that I no longer wish to discuss. And I almost forgot to mention how I had lost 1 and broken 3 head phones within 6 months. By the way regarding the head phone I lost, if Yogesh the desk boy or Lakshmi the housemaid of the apartment I was staying at is reading this, I know it's one of you who took my head phone. Let me end this post by letting u in on how I broke one of my head phones. The end of the cord broke because of a friction between my belly button and the laptop.
The end.
The end.
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